On Thursdays I will post some random questions I found and answer it so you can get to know me better… as if you didn’t know most everything else anyway. It’s just fun people, go with it. You can do it too…

Today’s questions:

If you were to write a book what would it be about?
My crazy, tragic, sometimes almost magic, awful, beautiful life.

How many rings before you answer the phone?
Hmmm… depends on who it is and what mood I am in. I usually don’t answer it.

What person in the Bible do you most closely identify with?
The woman with the issue of blood. I do all I can and then think… if I could just get to Jesus… sometimes I feel like I don’t have the faith to actually touch him though he is just standing right there. I may be the only one who gets that but it makes perfect sense to me.

Who was your favorite teacher and why?
Marsha Karg. She took time with me. I wasn’t just another student to her.

What makes you feel the most secure?
This will sound like a totally weird dependent woman but having a man in the house makes me feel physically secure. And money makes me feel secure.

Have you ever had a reoccurring dream? What was it?
When I was a kid… I always dreamed that I was naked at Shoney’s. LMBO! Don’t ask me! I don’t know! Weird though, eh?

What was your nickname growing up?
Buddy. Somehow Daddy thinks or taught Erika to call me her Buddy. This was when the My Little Buddy and Kid Sister dolls were coming out. My Daddy still calls me Buddy sometimes.

Who was your hero when you were a child, and what did you do to be like them?
Kim Taylor. I always said I was going to be like her when I grew up. I sorta think I took the things about her that I really wanted and liked and become myself with those aspects. I am glad I didn’t become just like her. I think it was mostly her ability to still be young and have fun though she is OLD… *cough* geezer *cough*

Who inspires you and how are you a bit like them?
Barkey inspires me. Not in a spiritual weird gay kinda way.. lol He has the ability to stir thoughts in me that make me get flooded with ideas and inspiration. We think alike so we kinda bounce that off of one another.

Last week’s time to think question:

If you could erase one day in history which one would it be and why?
The night the lights went out in Georgia. HA! Kidding.
Okay seriously… I don’t know. I am thinking everything that has happened has made me who I am so I wouldn’t change my life happenings. And I don’t really know of anything in History that would make that big of a difference to change it….. like some idiot could say.. I would change the day they killed Jesus… haha. That would mess us all up. Sooo.. I think I will leave things as they are.

(Don’t tell anybody it’s Friday! I was busy yesterday!)

On Thursdays I will post some random questions I found and answer it so you can get to know me better… as if you didn’t know most everything else anyway. It’s just fun people, go with it. You can do it too…

Today’s questions:

If you had to choose between being deaf or blind which would you choose and why?

Deaf. I couldn’t handle not being able to see. That would scare me. I already know some sign language so that would be an easier transition although it would stink when it come to humor. Sadness.

If you were to die tomorrow, what would your tombstone say?

Wendy “wemmies” Page
8/23/75-1/23/75
Here she comes Nanny!

Actually… I want to be cremated… so I wouldn’t have one. Danny is suppose to put me in a perty vase somewhere until he buys a house. He has the whole plan.

If you could perform in the Olympics, what would you like to do?

Gymnastics or running… I loved both when I was younger.

Would you rather spend the rest of your life in love with a rich person or a poor person?

Hopefully… I am fixing to experience both. But if I had to start over… love is love… so as long as I am in love.. I would rather have money.

It’s Saturday morning. What’s the first thing you do when you wake up.

Close my eyes and ignore the pee and go back to sleep.

If you could erase one day in history which one would it be and why?

I am going to think about this one and do it next week. hmmm….

If we Googled your name what would we see?

If you google Wendy Page you will find other people. I mostly use Wemmies for internet stuff…. Wemmies and Ilovebigcats (that has all my kids initials in it, I don’t really love big cats). If you google those you will find all the places I go on the internet.

If you could live in any sitcom, what would it be?

When I was a kid I always wanted my family to be like Rosanne. I think I have accomplished that. LMBO! Uhh… probably the Cosby Show or… uhhhh…

Which way do you eat corn on the cob?

I eat it right off the cob. Unless I am with a lot of people then I don’t eat it at all. (I did this one just for you Danny.)

What is something unexpected that has changed about you in the last few years?

WOW! That is a load question. You name it, it has changed. Appearance, ideas, legalism, freedom, attitude, financial situation, I have come full circle these last few years.

Would you ever loan a significant amount of money to a friend/relative? Why or why not?

Nope. I have learned never to mix money and family or friends. If I have a significant amount to give and it isn’t enabling the person requesting it by furthering bad behavior then I would just give it and not loan it. If they chose to repay then that is great but it wouldn’t be expected or required and CERTAINLY never held over their head.

On Thursdays I will post some random questions I found and answer it so you can get to know me better… as if you didn’t know most everything else anyway. It’s just fun people, go with it. You can do it too…

Today’s questions:

If you were to perform in the circus, what would you do?

I would totally be a clown! If you didn’t know that about me already then we need to have a talk. ha!

When you were in grade school, what did you want to be when you grew up? Why?

A clown. Derr. Hiding behind makeup and costumes to hide any possible embarrassment… acting like a complete idiot and making people laugh.. yeah.. that is so me. I use to get in trouble for answering that question though. haha

What do you keep in the trunk of your car?

My kids! AHHHHHHHHhahahahahaa!! That is too funny.

If you had one extra hour of free time a day, how would you use it?

Completely alone with really loud music singing at the top of my lungs and dancing around.

What article of clothing most closely describes your personality?

Are flip flops an article of clothing? There are many ways to describe me in regard to a flip flop. MANY. haha.

I am starting a new blog thingy. On Thursdays I will post some random questions I found and answer it so you can get to know me better… as if you didn’t know most everything else anyway. It’s just fun people, go with it. You can do it too…

Today’s questions:

If you could be one for just 24 hours, what cereal box cartoon character would you be? Why?

I would want to be Honey Smacks Frog. #1 because I “dig ‘em” and #2 because he was ghetto cool before it was cool to be ghetto. haha. Seriously.. the ball cap, T shirt, and slang… gotta love him.

What was the best thing that happened to you this weekend?

The kids spent the night with Maw Maw while we had a nice lunch with Paul, Emily, and Abigail. Then later they came over and we totally smoked Sweet Home Alabama after trying 50 times on Guitar Hero. It was intense.

You discover that the person you’re head-over-heels interested in loves a good homemade & handmade dessert. What will you concoct when you have this person over?

Becki’s Butterscotch Cinnamon Rolls. Oh man, them things will send you straight to hell for gluttony! I am making some for the Women’s Meeting Saturday! Woo-Wee!

What were your best/worst subjects in school and what subjects would you want to learn now?

History was my worst. History is what I wish I new more about. How sad is that?

Math is my best subject. Love numbers. I play Sudoku every night before I go to bed and several times a day as well. It is addictive. The book I have now has Sudoku Loco and Sudoku Tens… it is too cool. I could totally get into accounting or anything number related… finding missing amounts and such as that. And such as… sorry I had a Miss America moment.

That’s all folks. Do it yourselves! I wanna read it.