Please state your full name for the record:
Danny Page
Did you type that?
Me: Yes
That ain’t my name!
Daniel Christopher Page.. but you can call me Danny..
*Verp*
And I’ve got vomit right here.
*points to throat*

What do like to be called?
Danny

What do you NOT like to be called?
Daniel

How about panty man (what momma calls him because of a funny experience)?
I don’t know what your talking about.

Where did the name panty man come from?
Again, I know not what you speak of.

Do you love my mother?
*laughs* My hemmeroid itches.
Me: Do you love my mother?
My hemmeroid itches.
Me: DANNY PAGE!
Did you put that on there?
Me: YES!
I suppose.

What do you want to be when you grow up?
*hissing laugh like Ernie* Retired

What do like about me?
*dirty grin* That’s a loaded question. *evil laugh* I like your baby back ribs.
Me: *shakes head*
What wemmies? They’re tasty.

What do not like about me?
You trying to start a fight?
Me: *giggle* What is your answer?
Your stink purse. *laughter*

What is your favorite memory of us?
*deep thought* Ummm.. Sunday’s before kids.

Which kid is your favorite?  *hysterical laughter*
Define favorite.

What is your favorite age of the kids? Why?
2… cause they like to play games that uh… I don’t have to get up and go outside for.

What your least favorite? Why?
13… *grumbles under breath*

Who was the best baby?
Well, it wasn’t Ben. It wasn’t GG. I guess I have to say Allie.

Who was the worst?
G.G.

What is your favorite milestone?
Well, none of them have left home yet.
Me: awwwwwwwwwwwwwww…

Where do you want to be in 10 years?
Not in this hand-me-down recliner.

A grandfather?
No. Because I made a rule.
Me: And the rule was??
Caetie can’t have kids until she is 25 and that is 12 years. I should’ve made it 29 so Ben will be 18.

Do you look forward to that?
Heck no!

Where are you taking me for our 15 anniversary?
Good try.
Me: *snicker*
Waffle House

Do you know where I want to go?
*sarcastically* New York. I’ll take you to New York Pizza.

Do you know how long it takes to get there?
Too long. Like 14 hours.

*long pause*
Did you run out of questions?
Me: Yep.
Anything you wish to add?
No.
*Danny opened his stink purse*
*fan blows it straight into my burning eyeballs*
*sigh*